A SATIRCAL EPISODE
FROM SAMPATH’S DESK: EPIDEMIC CAUSES HAVOC AS RULES RULE THE ROOST (Everything contained in this article is purely imaginary and fictitious. The write-up is an attempted fun and satire. There is absolutely no intention to slight or defame anybody or anything) There was an epidemic flare-up in a city. A Committee was set up by Government to investigate. The committee couldn’t finish its job in time. It wanted one more week time extension. Finally, on investigation, it attributed the endemic to a new type of virus emanating consequent on sudden mass deaths of rats, cattle, dogs etc. Since the Committee didn't have as one of the references to fix the name of the new virus if one already exists, or if not, christen it with a new name, it couldn’t proceed. Due to virus infestation, many animals died and the carcass was found strewn all over an abandoned Football ground situate 12 KM away where large and thick bushes and thorny plants had also grown to...