NEW DEFINITIONS
From Sampath’s Desk:
NEW DEFINITIONS:
SCHOOL:
Where parents INVEST for children to DIVEST their responsibility.
LIFE INSURANCE:
It is something that makes you LIVE POOR but DIE RICH. For the
beneficiaries it is LIVE RICH.
NURSE:
One who doesn’t SLEEP to make the patient SLEEPLESS with the bill.
MARRIAGE:
It is a promise made by a man to be always together with the wife,
but often trots out excuses to be away.
TEARS:
‘TEARS’ is a tool used by the wife to instill FEARS in the husband.
CONFERENCE:
CONFERENCE by inference means a gathering of people at a particular
venue and time after which they get more confused and also confuse others.
CONFERENCE ROOM:
CONFERENCE ROOM is a place where people gather and then disperse
leaving filth, garbage, waste papers and other thrown aways all strewn around
to be cleared by the house-keeping staff.
FATHER:
Father was a HERO when you were a child. Now he is a ZERO to you,
now a grown-up earning a lot.
CRIMINAL:
A CRIMINAL was once white rice but now brown rice with a criminal
record having committed offence(s) punishable under law.
BOSS:
To be efficient in work is your headache; but the BOSS is concerned
only about his backache.
POLITICIAN:
PROMISES made – either fulfilled or not – give the POLITICIANS a
PROMISING career.
HOSPITAL
Where you are given many pills for your health ills that fit the
bill well initially, but to your shock, subsequently a big bill is generated to
be paid by you.
For a greedy and ever-demanding person, a SMILE is a mile away.
OFFICE:
Where your sleep is mostly disturbed by the wife on phone, rarely
by the boss!
YAWN:
The time between your PRE-SLEEP YAWN and POST-SLEEP YAWN that gives
you the best relief from your wife.
Etc.
A subtle way of hiding that you don’t know anything more.
COMMITTEE:
It is an easy escape route to buy time and at least to defer things, if
not delay it.
(R.SAMPATH)
27/10/2020
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