NEW DEFINITIONS

From Sampath’s Desk:

 

NEW DEFINITIONS:

 


 

SCHOOL:

 

Where parents INVEST for children to DIVEST their responsibility.

 

LIFE INSURANCE:

 

It is something that makes you LIVE POOR but DIE RICH. For the beneficiaries it is LIVE RICH.

 

NURSE:

 

One who doesn’t SLEEP to make the patient SLEEPLESS with the bill.

 

MARRIAGE:

 

It is a promise made by a man to be always together with the wife, but often trots out excuses to be away.

 

TEARS:

 

‘TEARS’ is a tool used by the wife to instill FEARS in the husband.

 

CONFERENCE:

 

CONFERENCE by inference means a gathering of people at a particular venue and time after which they get more confused and also confuse others.

 

CONFERENCE ROOM:

 

CONFERENCE ROOM is a place where people gather and then disperse leaving filth, garbage, waste papers and other thrown aways all strewn around to be cleared by the house-keeping staff.

 

FATHER:

 

Father was a HERO when you were a child. Now he is a ZERO to you, now a grown-up earning a lot.

 

CRIMINAL:

 

A CRIMINAL was once white rice but now brown rice with a criminal record having committed offence(s) punishable under law.

 

BOSS:

 

To be efficient in work is your headache; but the BOSS is concerned only about his backache.

 

POLITICIAN:

 

PROMISES made – either fulfilled or not – give the POLITICIANS a PROMISING career.

 

HOSPITAL

 

Where you are given many pills for your health ills that fit the bill well initially, but to your shock, subsequently a big bill is generated to be paid by you.

 

 SMILE:

 

For a greedy and ever-demanding person, a SMILE is a mile away.

 

OFFICE:

 

Where your sleep is mostly disturbed by the wife on phone, rarely by the boss!

 

YAWN:

 

The time between your PRE-SLEEP YAWN and POST-SLEEP YAWN that gives you the best relief from your wife.

 

Etc.

 

A subtle way of hiding that you don’t know anything more.

 

COMMITTEE:

 

It is an easy escape route to buy time and at least to defer things, if not delay it.

 

 

 

(R.SAMPATH)

27/10/2020

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